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Heard walking down a very smart street in Chiswick this morning:

[Woman screaming from top floor flat]

Woman: “Damien! Damien!”

[Man having a fag outside, three floors below, turns around and looks up]

Man: “Wot?”

Woman: “You ain’t even left me any presents or anyfink.”

[There's a brief silence whilst the man considers the ramifications of his mistake and the woman builds up an explosion of emotions]

[Woman takes the initiative and slams window]

[Man stubs out cigarette, swears under his breath, walks back into the flats]

Just the average morning in Chiswick, then.

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