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I just got into my ‘home office’ here in Billericay, Essex. The last time I was here, my friends James, Tom and Tom’s girlfriend, Karina, stayed over.

We had a super time exploring the delights that Billericay has to offer. Not too much bar the newly renovated Crown Pub next to the railway station.

There was much wine, beer and good food. I didn’t overdose because I had a flight to Las Vegas the next morning.

When I wasn’t looking, Tom and James — I’m not sure which — decided to make some enhancements to the editorial plan on one of the whiteboards in my office.

I’d listed out Vodafone, Orange, o2 and Three on the board as reminders for upcoming features.

The chaps, after a bit of wine I suspect, appended this additional feedback to the whiteboard that I’d like to share with you:

On Vodafone: “Vodafone Rocks, Baby!”

Fair enough.

On Orange: “Cheese eating surrender monkeys”.

That’s rather unfair — although I do think they’ve lost their way after the France Telecom acquisition. There are changes coming though.

On o2: “Suck my cock”

Again, unfair…

And on 3UK: “The Chelsea of UK MNOs. How long before their rich owner gets bored?”

So there you have it.

Thank you gents